![]() ![]() Behold a brief slide-show history of the modern SI oopsie. Other models include Anne V, Bar Refaeli, Cintia Dicker, Damaris Lewis, Daniella Sarahyba, Dominique Piek, Esti Ginzburg, Genevieve Morton, Hilary Rhoda, Irina. Sports Illustrated 2010 Swimsuit models Hilary Rhoda, Genevieve Morton, Jessica White, Jessica Gomes and Irina Shayk ring the closing bell at the New. shoulder?īut she's not the only SI cover model wardrobe malfunctioning out there. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010 model Genevieve Morton tours the trading floor at the New York Stock Exchange on Februin New York City. ![]() (Want to get in SI, ladies? Marry an athlete! Sorry, I said I wasn't going to grump.) Standing in the water like a nymph for the cover of the March issue, Decker crosses her arms over her breasts, her yellow bikini top draped over her, uh. Take, for example, this year's newly crowned cover queen - 22-year-old Brooklyn Decker, wife of Andy Roddick. Whereas once the models merely had to ooze hotness, now the SI girls are practically required to pull the old "Oh noes! My bating soot is fawing owf!" routine. I just wish those poor girls could master the complexities of those itty-bitty bikinis - over the past few years, they seem to have lost the ability to figure out how to wear them. And I would not be the first to point out that when the magazine does deign to honor an actual female sports star, they don't exactly go out of their way to put her in the most empowering position.īut really, I don't expect anything from the swimsuit issue beyond beautiful women in swimsuits. As the annual swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated lands on newsstands and toilet tanks worldwide, I could make the oft-repeated observation that the magazine always manages to pack more hot models between these pages than it does female athletes the rest of the year. ![]()
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